Maryland sorority letter-gone-viral gets menacing reading by Michael Shannon

A certain University of Maryland sorority member has a future in Hollywood, don't you think? Just days after a Delta Gamma's furious letter to her sisters -- warning them to stop "being so [expletive] AWKWARD and so [expletive] BORING" at the Sigma Nu mixers -- went viral, thanks to a leak to Deadspin.com, it has now been given a dramatic reading by actor Michael Shannon via the comedy site Funny Or Die. (Go check it out yourself, and sorry there's no embed here: The vulgarity is front and cente...